tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post1038863353631153003..comments2023-10-28T00:43:11.199-07:00Comments on Not All Baltimore Chicks are Stupid...: Khaki's 30 Day Quest to Phone Sex: Attempt 1- FAILkhaki la'dockerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01440579674433637389noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-20852155065957537542010-04-23T13:59:06.589-07:002010-04-23T13:59:06.589-07:00If you need practice I'd be happy to volunteer...If you need practice I'd be happy to volunteer!SheenVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00397336652393263392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-43332588339166607382010-04-14T10:44:27.124-07:002010-04-14T10:44:27.124-07:00lol.Accent...really though? lol! Aghh, this is pur...lol.Accent...really though? lol! Aghh, this is pure comedy. I think I'm going to do a phone sex post. I think this attempt is interesting and in 30 days Im sure you will be a pro!Robyn Laticehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10958500330509891293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-3233419770035721152010-04-14T09:08:21.213-07:002010-04-14T09:08:21.213-07:00I am cracking thee fcuk up at this post!! I can...I am cracking thee fcuk up at this post!! I can't bring myself to try phone sex because sometimes I laugh at the wrong things and then wonder why can't I just like come over instead of us talking on the phone about this? Smh★Starrlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00579391753293816772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-75363807097106218982010-04-14T07:42:04.974-07:002010-04-14T07:42:04.974-07:00HAAAAAAAAA! I love this post so much that I'm ...HAAAAAAAAA! I love this post so much that I'm gonna do my own blog post about phone sex. it'll be my top WTF phone sex moments. okay I'm lying. I'm just gonna say I'll blog about it then forget to do it.<br /><br />Anyway, I used to be a phone sex whore back when I was a virgin. I almost took a job as a phone sex operator when I was living in NYC. good times! as I got older, it became kinda annoying.Franhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11914189278080978778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-91505341630007880232010-04-13T12:19:30.717-07:002010-04-13T12:19:30.717-07:00Girl: Mmmhmmm... I love it when you cover me with ...Girl: Mmmhmmm... I love it when you cover me with your thick, sticky, day old spit and <---- ok, re-write<br /><br />Ok so how is anyone supposed to help you when you write things like this? Way too funny! I think you'll just need to wait til hubby cums (at)home!Alovelydaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10171624068870358764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-78171638447012992222010-04-13T10:09:43.350-07:002010-04-13T10:09:43.350-07:00lmao i so hatechu! i really do!
Don't ever a...lmao i so hatechu! i really do! <br /><br />Don't ever answer the damn phone moaning like that lmao. And if you don't masturbate you wouldn't be good at sexing anywhere other than in person. Because if you were gonna do it I say REALLY do it. Like really please yourself with your guy on the phone and explain to him what you're actually doing. Nothing sexier than the real thing I say. But u ain't even gon do it! lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-24025329938436588272010-04-13T10:09:32.652-07:002010-04-13T10:09:32.652-07:00Gurl it's kinda hard for me too. But if you h...Gurl it's kinda hard for me too. But if you have a man that's a nasty talker it makes it easy to follow his lead. I love a nasty talking man - that's hawt!!! I am better at sending the nasty text messages. No pics though just words cuz I ain't trying to have my shyt posted on MediaTakeOut.Eyes On The Prize (eyesOTP)https://www.blogger.com/profile/15947789188975040591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-25146992192265255212010-04-13T09:50:13.412-07:002010-04-13T09:50:13.412-07:00omfg Khaki La'docker i don't believe that ...omfg Khaki La'docker i don't believe that someone this crazy and creative wouldn't be able to make some one bust. i love phone sex just because women tend to say things they wouldn't say when in front of me. and unlike actual sex i never last long on the phone. The key is to throw all class out of the window and just let the nasty details fly. just leave out the V8 splash part.NC17https://www.blogger.com/profile/06883416402527241444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-25967336993652789012010-04-13T08:44:37.009-07:002010-04-13T08:44:37.009-07:00Ok so no plz do not send that to me...i don't ...Ok so no plz do not send that to me...i don't want it.<br /><br />I thought i was the only one lost when it comes to that shii. I can get it started but trying to find the words to continue is hard especially since i play too much..<br /><br />*pulls out note pad* I'm going to have to write some of this stuff down.sunshinestar110https://www.blogger.com/profile/06482675481139199030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-25671724728980518892010-04-13T06:57:40.225-07:002010-04-13T06:57:40.225-07:00@enigma- What? I saw it on TV :hangs head in shame...@enigma- What? I saw it on TV :hangs head in shame:<br /><br />@Crack- putting my business out there?!?!? Folks do not need to know that I leave my winnie the pooh undies at your crb<br /><br />@Steph- you got something- you just dont want to help LOL<br /><br />@ Stacie Ann- you look like a web cam girl. That wouldnt work for me because I would laugh.<br /><br />@Reese- you love me and thats all that matters. Dude, we're road tripping soon!<br /><br />@Epitome- I knew you would have something! Alright, im going to try it and send to you, Sunshine, Reese and D.B... like the songs I used to sing. <br /><br />@Kingsmomma- Dont hate on my notebook. My goddaughter bought it for me for Christmas. Ok, that made it worse. LOLkhaki la'dockerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01440579674433637389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-91872839708437296422010-04-13T06:49:40.892-07:002010-04-13T06:49:40.892-07:00you have me trying to breeve through this stufft u...you have me trying to breeve through this stufft up ass nose i got laughing my ass off. You sat down in your glittery hello kitty notebook? LMAO <br />I've never done the phone sex thing either, i mean i've sexted a guy where he told me that he was taking extra long to reply b/c he was enjoying it. <br /><br />I say grab a glass of wine and relate to yourself. Then it'll come naturally. I don't even trust people who don't masturbate.Kingsmommahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06370183128501308185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-28073279026435818632010-04-13T05:23:35.118-07:002010-04-13T05:23:35.118-07:00Talk in your regular tone. Its supposed to sound a...Talk in your regular tone. Its supposed to sound as authentic as possible. Say his name here and there. Only moan if you would really moan in person seeing as though he would he like "she don't act like this when we really going at it". I say read a couple smut stories (Zane and the like) and pull your situations from there. Once you get into it you'll end up throwing your own blend of Khakiness on it. Then eventually you'll be coming up with stories all your own. The first time I did it I made believe I was getting paid for doing it...that motivated me to get er done.Epitomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17166896975087011611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-64738975914170973302010-04-12T18:20:07.820-07:002010-04-12T18:20:07.820-07:00.......
I hate that I love you.
Sincerely, Reese.
..........<br />I hate that I love you.<br />Sincerely, Reese.<br /><br />P.S-fa realsies.☆Reesehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06138669109408770410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-32504399423175552552010-04-12T17:06:29.724-07:002010-04-12T17:06:29.724-07:00lmfao @ answering the phone moaning ima try that.
...lmfao @ answering the phone moaning ima try that.<br /><br />i used to be a webcam girl, i had to moan n talk dirty on a daily basis n i still giggle when i make attempts at sex talk. i dont think n e body is truly 100% perfect at sounding like a perv.*stacie-annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03106476178991511198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-67318995443959047302010-04-12T15:58:18.223-07:002010-04-12T15:58:18.223-07:00I got nothing. LOL.I got nothing. LOL.Steph B-Morehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09433485422158931537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-25577673828853891492010-04-12T15:14:11.822-07:002010-04-12T15:14:11.822-07:00Hey Wifey...what are you wearing? Obviously not th...Hey Wifey...what are you wearing? Obviously not the panites you had on this morning... you left them. Its ok though, they smell like V8 splash. Now I'm getting thirsty.Rockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08109050050440079373noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6484548809218362349.post-10863690121531506392010-04-12T14:10:36.947-07:002010-04-12T14:10:36.947-07:00I wish I could help, but I'm no more good afte...I wish I could help, but I'm no more good after "Am I supposed to have an accent?" What???? lmao.Ms. Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10545073313094795900noreply@blogger.com