Something Just Aint Right...

It just occurred to me that EVERY dude I've ever smashed has always worn a Magnum condom...
Now, I've had a range of different sized dicks in my time from "I think that's gonna hurt" sized peen to "Maybe it'll get a lil bigger"to "Uhm, where is the rest of it?" to "Maybe you should just eat my pussy" sized peen.
I'm confused...

Like... I thought Magnums were supposed to be for the men with a lil more shaft. So why the fuck are little dick niggas rocking the black pack like they packing some big shit??? I don't want to hear "Shit, my dick is big, I can fit Magnums". OK honey, just because you can shimmy ya lil dick into a Magnum that does NOT mean that you have a big dick. If it slips off, or it's baggy around the head and base of ya shaft or you need to hold onto it while your fucking, its too damn big.
Never one to not give credit where it's due... I will say that those people at Trojan are fucking geniuses. They knew that the male ego is not to be fucked with and most men think that the size of their dicks determine their existence and power on Earth. So what do they do? Make lil condoms to fit average sized penises, charge more and call them Magnums so that lil dick dudes would spend the money on them.

I propose a "no vanity sizing" petition for penises and I'm sending it to the higher-ups over at Trojan. Thier concept of vanity sizing condoms is misleading and false advertising at its worst and i refuse to take it anymore. The next nigga that tries to hit it with a Magnum-covered midget will be refused pussy, will get shitted on on my blog (pic and all), and put on the national "Do NOT Fuck List". If there isn't a national list, I will make one. Matter of fact... **runs off to start a national list**