Im usually super depressed around my birthday but not today. Today, Im just like "fuck it, it's my birthday". 23 was fun... I enjoyed motherhood, partying like I was a college freshman all over again, doing hood shit and just enjoying being me. There were some bad times but the good outweighed those. I'm at peace with my self and I learned a lot about myself, in general, this year.
So, what did I learn at 23?
- Not all men are liars. A lot of them are though.
- I'm not ready to commit to anyone but my son.
- Ciroc changed my life for the better. I no longer drink and so far I've stuck with it.
- Sunshinestar has taught me a lot about myself through her experiences.
- That girl clique shit is for the effin birds
- When I get angry, I go damn near blind and start forgetting where I am and what I'm doing. The last time I turned into the hulk, a 15 minute drive turned into an hour. My apologies Reese, Frankie and D and I need that recording ASAP!
- I effing love makeup
- My credit score is low as shit. Maybe I shouldn't have thrown that Macy's bill in the FuckitBucket after all. :hangs head in shame:
- Never trust a man with a curfew and a light mark around his ring finger
- Twitter and Facebook allow the true pussy in people to show. Subliminals are the anti-christ and the true definition of pussification.
- Those junkies in DC get angry if they hold a parking spot and you don't pay for it.
- I'm so over clubbing every weekend. Partying was fun until I realized that it wasnt contributing to my well being and I was eating ramen noodles for a week because I spent too much on a pair of shoes and fresh tracks.
- My son is the cutest lil' tax credit in the world.
- I am one of the millions of Americans that owe the IRS. I brag about working a full time job since I was 15 but whodathunk that I had to pay that much in taxes?
- I love blogging
- I'd rather have the swine flu than have another hangover
- If I do have a hangover, I will not call the Agent.
- Angry midgets are scary
:insert Stevie Wonder birthday rendition:
16 comments:
happy birthday mama! i love that your son's the cutest lil tax credit haha. and let's not even talk about credit scores smh. it seems like whenever i tackle one account something else goes awry :\ but i hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy some damn cake!
Happy Debut Day!! with Age comes wisdom and as long as you are moving forward intellectually then all is well.
Don't worry about the credit score, just start repairing it and in no time you'll be fine.
p.s. think about speaking with a professional re: your settlement and how to multiply it.
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy Birthday boo and many more to come!!!
*wipes tears* I have learned alot from you too and when I thought i was alone with my life dealings you proved to me that i can always find a friend, listening ear, tear sharer(I'm sure thats not a word* and someone who can relate on more than one level.
I hope the next 24 years bring u much more, love happiness, peace and a better credit score!!! lol
Luv u bunches
Happy Birthday!! LMAO@ you turning into the hulk. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't witness it haha
and yes, SUBLIMINALS ARE FOR PUSSIES!
24 years young i see....happy birthday babygirl...lol.
My credit score is like 730, trying to get that bitch to like 800, because I got a plan and need the credit to be A-1...you'll get it in line. good job on putting that bottle down. i'm trying to do the same....
wisdom comes with every years...hope you get to see 24+24+24 years...
p.s. you not but one year older than me...that's what's up!!!!...lol
happy birthday little chick-a-dee and many more to come!
Happy Birthday Thugnificent!! I will send you the recording asap lmao! and shout-out to you AND Frankie for the LA Gear pics!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY love! congrats on all that u have learned. progression is the goal.
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! Your old :) Your like----six years away from being 30.
jus thought i'd remind ya!
Happy Birthday Lady.
Happy Birthday, be safe and don't conceive any more tax credits in the celebration.
Happy Belated Birthday!!!! Wishing you many blessings for 24 and beyond!
Oh and to this: "Twitter and Facebook allow the true pussy in people to show. Subliminals are the anti-christ and the true definition of pussification."
HI-MUTHAFCUKIN-FIVE!!!!!!
Happy Belated Mama!!
Hope You Enjoyed ;)
Kids are cute lil tax returns, aren't they? I got extra this year for the 10 month old:)
Wow, this was such a good post. You are really creative. 12-14 really had me laughing. Although this is super duper late, Happy B-lated B-day. Wish I would have come across your blog a lot sooner. Look forward to all of your future posts.
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