Why I Dont Have A Myspace...

Yup, I'm the only one in the world that doesn't have a Myspace account and there are several reasons why.
For one, I don't want to be found.
Two, I don't want to be found.
Three, I don't want to be found.

I don't need chicks stalking my page trying to find out why their boyfriend hit me up. Don't want old classmates trying to "hook up". I see no need in displaying pics of me going to a party with my friends and I refuse to take the infamous "bathroom pic".

So, if someone needs to find me, I'm listed.