After waiting fiddy-leven years, seeing pictures of fiddy-leven movie premiers, getting a babysitter for the premier tonight and hearing Tyler Perry and Oprah advertise how great this movie is, I just received the devastating news that the Oscar buzz worthy movie Precious: Based on the Novel by Sapphire will NOT be playing in BALTIMORE.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!!
1st Moesha gets cancelled and I never got to find out who was pregnant, then the Game got cancelled, then I got the news that Epitome may not be coming next weekend NOW THIS!?!?!?!? It's a damn conspiracy I tell ya...