It has been brought to my attention, that there are women out here who don't give head and I'm shocked and appalled. Are these the same women that expect for a man to eat the box that has a monthly- or quarterly if you fucking with that Seasonale- flow of blood coming out of it?
Hmmm... interesting.
Well, today is a new day... July 1, 2009 has been declared Suck a Dick day. Mark it on your calendar, input in on your blackberry, shit, use a PTO day and take off but please celebrate this day by giving head. 
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I'M GROWN YET I'M INDECISIVE AS HELLLLLLLLL
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