Who's to blame...

for all of these women walking around here claiming to be Barbie and 5 star Chicks? Nicki Minaj? Lil Kim? Da fuck is going on here?

While web surfing I've ran across quite a few blogs and facebook statuses with women quoting Ms Minaj and claiming to be this "5 star bitch" and I think I missed the memo. Chicks calling themselves Barbie but built like a Ninja Turtle with a face like G.I Joe. I cant; Not today and not tomorrow either.

Please define for me what a five star bitch is so that I can understand because I am o.so.confused. I've seen far too many "examples" of 5 star bitches and it's not quite adding up.

Then end.

P.S By the way.. I'm back... I think.