Blogger Appreciaton... Ya'll the Shit

Excuse me while I get a little sentimental an' shit (the word shit probably took all the sentiment out of that statement but it's me so fuck it).

All of you bloggers are like the best in the world... always stopping to laugh at me or with me (sometimes I cant decipher)... talking about the nastiest shit (who said something about feces and vag?)... and just being good listeners ( readers).

So.. yeah... i appreciate all of you... even the fly by nighters that comment just so I'll read their blogs about tampons and foot fungus and become one of their "followers". (let me add... Khaki follows no ga damn body. I'll subscribe... keep track of your blog... but I does no damn following. **falls off soapbox**)

Back to what I was saying... I appreciate your comments and thoughts. Even though I don't always have something witty to leave as a comment on your blogs I do read every one of them. What can I say? My job sucks ass and something besides Facebook is always necessary.

But eruhm... Epitome... If I'm ever in Richmond and need a maxi dress and a big ass bag to borrow... I'll holla at you on Twitter.


ETA (cuz typing Jay1 totally made me forget to add you to the list) Jag: You come through my spot just to start ish sometimes but i can dig it. When no one else will sit on the good side of my shoulder, i can depend on you and your positive energy to make me reconsider my ignorant actions. You're appreciated too!

Jay1: Although I'm still waiting on my special debut on F&S, I fucks with your blog like real heavy son. <--- my attempt to not sound Baltiwhorish. Still got your pic in my phone next to your web address... Yo... I'd do you.

Beloved One: You're fricking mean and i love it. RC got a good chick... a good mean ass chick that likes to spoon BUCKKED NEKKID.

Gia: Mammita... youre the best Hooters working... sideline model... up and coming physchologist... non-golddiggering girlfriend of a pro-athlete I know... and I mean that. LOL

SunshineStar: You are crazy dude... but I know I can always depend on a story about you fucking some animal or insect (what is up with that?) LMAO **totally inside joke- Sunshine does not participate in bestiality**

Simone: I know somewhere deep down in our roots, we are fucking cotton picking cousins. If only you would stop being so damn focused on your education and write more about girdles, trollopfication and groupie tales....

Reese: You're a newbie but you're just as special and yes, you can borrow the term "Nyquil Dick" for the low, low price of 5.95. I take food stamps, money orders, and coupons.

Miss Bee: I could never forget Bee... I think you were the only person to comment on damn dear all of my posts... like from months ago... in like one day. LOL You're the best and although your tweets are random as hell (freezer burned nipples??), I appreciate you. Hope your sucking dick now.


Now... let's see.... who else???? Starz... thanks for cruising and commenting. I finally found the damn dolphins... Nightfall... where the fuck are you? Pay that innanet bill son.... Porscha... I didnt forget about you; you just been M.I.A for a minute- same goes for Ms. Lioness.

Alright... that should cover it. Hope I didn't forget anyone... If I did... sorry but I got the memory of 94 year old.

Here's a little B-more club music for your soul. Yall know yall the shit cuz i said so.