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Babe, it'll make your skin glow and get rid of all adult acne...
I know but it will make your dick small.
Babe, it'll be pleasurable for both of us.
No, not really because I'll make sure to ruin it by making noises similar to that of a wild boar being chased by a lion
Honey, it'll hurt at first but then it'll feel better
You think so? Will it be better after i shit all over your fuck stick?
Babe, it'll make your hair grow longer.
And there will be a bald spot in your pubes from either (A) my ass clamping on them as you ass rape me and i attempt to run away or (B) de-tangling shit from your lovely pubic hair with a rat tail comb.
Sweetheart, don't you love me?
I love my ass and the ability to hold my shit when i want to more.
Babe, let me do it this one time... and I'll do whatever you want.
Okay... I'll do it BUT I get to stick something the size of your dick in your funhole... only one time.
I would love to but...
I ate Chipotle today
My doctor said i should wait until my iron levels go up
Baby, I'm backed up like I-95 at 5:30... let me take these Fiber pills and get back to you.
I have to wear all white tomorrow
9 comments:
too funny!! this made me cringe, squrim and laugh all at the same time!! .. all your post are great!! [hilarious!!.. and u prolly was dead serious!! lol] "it will make your skin glow" ...BOY BYE!! LOL & the "whammy" .. i bet he'll back up after that one!! lol!!!!
Lmao, aw man I have tears in my eyes! The whammy is the best!
RIP jag after reading this post.!!!
@ Starz- yes, I was dead serious. we just talked about this and I hit him with the whammy and he was like "Nah, see im good". Thats what I thought.
BTW- I tried to comment on your blog but its bugging out on me. Finally saw the dolphins after squinting really hard.
@ Reese-- happy i could entertain, hun.
LMAO!! Girl u are crazy but they are great excuses!!!
LOL Funny as hell..........
ew this was so gross lmao!!
You're a killer tho foreal tight blog XDDD!
that mess was hilarious
This was entertainment at its best. I love a good post that will make me let out a real laugh instead of an internet "LOL." The Whammy was GREAT.
@mzkiz- thank ya, thank ya. Just read your post on the facebook pic. Hi-fucking-larious. Couldnt post a comment cuz it wouldnt let me... or follow cuz it wouldnt let me. lol
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