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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Cushion?

So... me and Kia have these weird conversations and somehow pussy always gets thrown in there somewhere. Not sure how but the topic of pubic hair came up and we started talking about another homie of ours who admits she don't keep her shit shaped up :(

I don't really get it... is this the norm? I thought all women either waxed or shaved. I treat shaving all bodily hair below the neck as a standardized part of hygiene. It is not OK to walk around with pussy cushion.

Sorry... I cant rock with the baldie, smooth skin, pre-pubescent pubeless snatch or the Mama Africa natural fro. I'll kindly keep my shit like a 1/2 against the grain or a Cesar- if you will. Don't want my Cookie Monster to go down there and end up picking my short and curlies outta his mouth...

Anyway, I guess my question is this... ladies, how do y'all keep y'all shit propa?

Fellas, do you care how we maintain the P? Do you have a preference?

13 comments:

OMGits stacie said...

before i met my boyfriend/baby father I'd make it my mission to get waxed or shave pretty much every time i seen him. bak then shaving = gauranteed "face time" but after a while..it becomes too much of a strain. i'm 5 1/2 months pregnant and i can't get to my pussy as easy i used to so...he's jus gonna have to deal wit it until he volunteers to shave me up. :)

MISS BEE said...

SORRY!!!!!! BUT I like my bald, hairless. -shrugs- I just think it looks better.

sunshinestar110 said...

I agree with Miss Bee. I keep mine bald or cut real low. I think it looks cute with nothing there. I will admit the first time i get waxed off I felt like I was 9yrs old all over again and it kind threw me off but after awhile i use to it and loved and most importantly HE loved it.

Jay1 said...

I can't do the national geographic style bush, it's gotta be neat and trim. i can deal with the baldie but i'm not a big fan of it.

at the end of the day, does it smell good, look good (no pastrami please) and feel good? that's the most important thing.

khaki said...

@OMG... i feel you but i get face time on the reg with my very low cut. Iono if I could trust my dude to line me up though... LOL btw, congrats on the pregnancy.

@Bun B (missbee)... be proud of your Boris Kodjoe baldie... LMAO. How you get it like that though... you can twitter me that.

@Juicebox ... y yall always gotta gang up on me?!?!? LMAo

@Jay 1.. LMAO @ pastrami. It smells good... looks good... feels good...tastes good?? you know how I feel about that.

☆Reese✮ said...

Um, whatchu mean she don't keep the garden trimmed? Eww.
Anywho, I have a Lady Remington trimmer and I keep it low low.

Krissy said...

Mine is either bald or real love also. And like OMG with a growing belly and I can't get to it easy as I could before. But the "cookie monster" in my life doesn't mind it at all. His fav thing to do is to taste my goodies and leave no crumbs, hair or no hair.

I use a trimmer 1st and then i used the razor part to get the rest all smooth. I do that once a month or so and then let it all grow back and start over. For me that keeps me from getting razor bumps or whatever. But I do think the kitten, at least mine is much sexier bald

Epitome said...

I no do the baldy...it makes me feel...I don't know, some type o way. I do a nice landing strip of sorts lol or either just a patch of hair at the top and lawd I stay in the shower (and in front of the mirror) just for 30 minutes doing that. So I think I may move to the waxing...but I'm scuurrrr

khaki said...

@ reese... i mean shorty go natural x 1hunned... shawty got that Denzel in He Got Game going o on and wonder why nobody wanna go australian on that shit.. and by "australian" I mean down under.

@ Epitome.. glad you wit me on the no go for baldie. I swear my shit would look like a wilted cactus or one of the cats with no fur... yuck. A patch of hair? Like a square??? Hmmm... lets call that the porn patch.

khaki said...

@ Krissy--- thats technique my dear. Congrats on the pregnancy to you too.

Krissy said...

lol it starting to be now, when u have to reach around shit that wasn't there before. And thanks dear :)

I used to feel like Epitome about baldness in the love below. I think I just found that when I did it the 1st time and then someone feasted on it, seems like he was down there much longer than usual lol.

Oh and it's never on purpose. I usually just go to trim it low and get all carried away with myself and end up hairless lol. Kinda sad really.

SOmEtHiN lOvElY said...

ok...i happen to like my lil love area neat and clean :)..i shave it bald but i have to be up to it even though i don't grow alot down there but for the most part i keep it in a really low cut and i make sure to shape up the sides so it looks neat as possible cuz the bushy "you can cornroll it" coochie hairs ain't cute...it feels good when you walk after you shave if u know what i mean lol...

Passion's Daughter said...

Yeah...a bush is NOT hot. I like that easy navigation for that lucky man of the hour. So I keep mine soft and low but very nicely shaped up AT ALL TIMES.

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