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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Who's to blame...

for all of these women walking around here claiming to be Barbie and 5 star Chicks? Nicki Minaj? Lil Kim? Da fuck is going on here?

While web surfing I've ran across quite a few blogs and facebook statuses with women quoting Ms Minaj and claiming to be this "5 star bitch" and I think I missed the memo. Chicks calling themselves Barbie but built like a Ninja Turtle with a face like G.I Joe. I cant; Not today and not tomorrow either.

Please define for me what a five star bitch is so that I can understand because I am o.so.confused. I've seen far too many "examples" of 5 star bitches and it's not quite adding up.

Then end.

P.S By the way.. I'm back... I think.

12 comments:

Epitome said...

I guess it's supposed to be like saying you're a grown woman? Or something like that?

Courtesy of google:

Aye you know I'm looking for a five star b*tch talkin bout. Im talking bout holmes gotta look like he just stepped out a magazine homie. I'm talkin bout these hoes gone be something serious.

(verse 1)
Im a top notch nigga i do grade A shit ima keep it 100 i want a five star b*tch with a mouth game serious that can ride that d*ck, shawty walk, like she talk, like she know that she tha sh*t. You dont live witcha mamma cuz you moved up out da hood, couple years on ya own and ya still doin good. You aint fightin in the club you aint on dat stupid sh*t, every one of he got money you aint on dat groupie shit, still money make you cum, gotcha swag game together gucci this louie that, gotcha bag game together. Gotta mean pump game and a sick shoe fetish, say you left yo last man cuz his ass was too petty


(chorus)
Thats a five star b*tch x4, if ya credit score high and ya nails stay fly, keep ya juice box wet and ya head sum fye, then you a five star b*tch x4 i want a five star b**ch, i need a five star b**ch x2, i want a five star b**ch.


(verse 2)
If ya baby daddy left you, raise yo kids on ya own, if you need a real nigga put my numba in ya phone, if you neva left tha city, neva been up outta memphis, i can be ya thug genie give you three lil wishes. she a stone cold freak, she can get a nigga right, she can cook she can clean, know how to treat a nigga right. Thats ma five star b*tch, redbone so thick, long hair dont care, derion outfit. She go to church ee'r sunday, she a teacher at the school. You did it big last night i had her drunker than a fool, she say she had to call in, she couldn't even go to work told her come and let me put a couple hundred in her purse.


(chorus)
Thats a five star b*tch x4, if ya credit scoe high and ya nails stay fly, keep ya juicebox wet and ya head sum fye, then you a five star b*tch x4 i want a five star b*tch, i needa five star b*tch x2, i want a five star b*tch.


(Verse 3)
Went to school to be a nurse, shes a AKA shawty fresh up out da hood but went to Tennessee state. Had a friend just as fine, swear to god I aint lyin. She a Delta she be throwin' the dynasty sign. I pay for both of they tuition pay for both of they beauticians, gucci this, bebe that, and she love true religion, thats a five star chick cuz her future so bright, gotta cool sense of humor and her attitude right. She go to real estate school, she do hair on da side. went to school tha practice law, need her on my side. Thats a five star chick, you a fool not to keep her, imma show you what to do if i ever get to meet her.


(Chorus)
Thats a five star b*tch x4, if ya credit scoe high and ya nails stay fly, keep ya juicebox wet and ya head sum fye, then you a five star b*tch x4 i want a five star b**ch, i needa five star b*tch x2, i want a five star b*tch.

khaki said...

Yeah- i googled it too for the lyrics and er... i think some of these chicks got something else on google.

Eury said...

most of the chicks claiming this are strickly doing so based on looks (which is hilarious)...


Personally I feel like if you were a "5 star chick" you wouldn't have to tell the world, people would notice...

smh

NightFall914 said...

I noticed this too.

.....sooooo over the past 2 years folk have been a "dime", a "diva", a "rock star" , and now "barbies" and "5 star chicks"?

That's ok. I'll take a lady with no over the top titles.

Good Post

Ashley Patrice said...

LMFAO i love this. im so over it... ugh the baddest this that and the other... and most of them dont look like shit to cough at

*stacie-ann said...

ahh. its so annoying. people need to be jus a tid bit more original. everybody wants to be like everybody else. i never even heard the song.

♥Chymere♥ said...

I agree with everyone else. I personally think a "5-star chick" is a hoodrat in Prada...

simone_dior said...

*done died* lmmfao!! I still have yet to hear a nikki minaj song. eh...dont feel like I'm missing much. and lil kim truly needs to stop. half these so-called/self-proclaimed 5 star chicks don't even have a 1 star brain in their heads. I'm related to one...and God forgive me, she's pretty, but dumb as the day is long.

simone_dior said...

and that song posted...lawdhammercy why?!?

NINA said...

I TALKED ABOUT THIS BS ON TWITTER THE OTHER DAY!! BARBIE IS A PLASTIC TOY WE USE TO PLAY WITH AS CHILDREN SO I HAVE NO CLUE WHY BROADS WOULD WANNA CALL THEMSELVES THAT. AND THE ONLY TIME I WANT TO HEAR 5 STAR IS IF WE ARE DISCUSSING HOTELS OR RESTAURANRS...

AGILES said...

YAAAAS! If I hear one more female refer to themselves as a Barbie and quote Nicki Minaj or change their last name to Minaj I'm going to SLAP THE DOG SHIT OUT OF THEM!!! J/K but seriously stop with the shenanigans lol.

☆Reese✮ said...

Sooo...a dude can refer to a woman as a "5 star BITCH" and not get backhanded into next Tuesday? oh rly? I wanna just be Reese I swear that's enough for me smh

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