Beyonce has "Sasha Fierce"... Mary J Blige has "Brooklyn" and I have Khaki La'Docker- A no-nonsense, ultra feminist, super pro black sometimes kinky, Angela Davis mixed with a little Josephine Baker version of me.
Sometimes Khaki La'Docker comes out during the weirdest times and comes up with the weirdest ideas like dressing up as Yoda to stand against all of the hoe activity that Halloween presents. Yeah, Khaki La'Docker is pro-female and extra liberal.
Talking with good ole fellow bunny, Sunshinestar, Khaki literally appeared outta nowhere with the bright idea to have all of her female friends take a stand against wearing skimpy skanky costumes this Halloween. Ya know how females do come the night that used to just mean wearing a clown costume and knocking on someones door saying "trick or treat, smell my feet". Women from near and far put on the skimpiest shit they can find and call themselves Models or rummage though piles of costumes at the local Halloween stores to find a Sexy "_____" (fill it in with anything from nun to police officer) costume.
So back to what I was saying... Khaki came up with this idea to have herself and the other bunnies dress as anything besides the typical hoe shit that women are used to. I believe a Transformer, Yoda, Freddy Kreuger, Jason, and Michael Myers were all suggested. I'm sure there were more but those are the ones that I remember *shrugs*. Of ocurse, Sunshinestar crazy ass respectfully declined to be the Transformer Bumblebee.
Anyway, I was only borderline serious with my stance against Hoe-loween but I do think some women take this shit too far using Halloween as an excuse to wear yo childbirth stomach out and call yoself a sexy Chef. <_<
So- I'm not sure what I'm going to be but if Khaki La'Docker shows her ugly face again I might end up as a damn robot or bottle of ketchup.
What 'chall gonna be?